BEING MEAN
HAS NEVER
BEEN EASIER.
Celebrate the absurdity of life from a different, darker, and daring perspective with a mean spirited greeting card.
An equal opportunity hater. No topic is off limits; it’s never too soon for a joke.
all of the types.
Dive into our diverse collection of mean greeting cards. Whether you’re looking for a sarcastic birthday card or a brutally honest holiday card, we’ve probably got something in stock.
CHRISTMAS
CARDS.
Bring some dark humor to the holiday season with our mean Christmas cards. They’re the perfect way to spread some twisted cheer.
RELATIONSHIP
CARDS.
Our mean relationship cards are perfect for those who like their love with a side of sarcasm. Say it like you mean it, even if it’s not all that sweet.
BIRTHDAY
CARDS.
Our mean birthday cards deliver your message with a punch of humor that’s sure to make their special day unforgettable.
SYMPATHY
CARDS.
RELIGIOUS
CARDS.
HOLIDAY
CARDS.
Make every holiday memorable with our mean holiday cards. They’re the perfect way to add some spice to the usual holiday greetings.
nice.
then mean.
Why settle for ordinary when you can go for extraordinary? Our mean greeting cards are designed for those who appreciate humor that’s a bit on the darker side. They’re perfect for adding a touch of unexpected wit to any occasion.
- We hate everyone and everything equally.
- 60lb Cardstock
- Glossy Front Finish
- Why not.
it's so simple,
even you can do it.
1.
BROWSE.
Our growing selection of mean, but funny, greeting cards.
2.
BASKET.
The ones you hate the least to be ready for you at check out.
3.
BUY.
The hilarious greeting cards to give to friends and family.
all of the tones.
From mildly sarcastic to downright offensive, our mean greeting cards cover all tones of humor. Find the perfect card to match your mood and message.
rude
CARDS.
Our rude cards are not for the faint of heart. They’re bold, brash, and brutally honest. Perfect for those who appreciate humor that’s a bit on the nose.
sarcastic
CARDS.
Our sarcastic cards are a masterclass in dry humor. They’re perfect for delivering a witty quip or a sly jab with style.
offensive
CARDS.
Not for the easily offended, our offensive cards push the boundaries of humor. They’re perfect for those who like their jokes as dark as their coffee.
TERRIBLE JOKES.
QUALITY MATERIAL.
Our mean greeting cards aren’t just about the jokes. They’re also made from quality materials for a premium feel. Because the meanest messages need a high-quality delivery.
- Inkjet Printed.
- 60lb Cardstock.
- Glossy Front Finish.
- Envelope Included.
say what you really mean.
Our mean greeting cards let you say what you really mean. Whether it’s a biting joke or a sarcastic comment, our cards help you say exactly what you, and probably everyone else, is thinking.
ask us
anything.
What Size are the cards?
but we’re certain you’ll say it’s bigger.
How do I use your cards?
What if I don't have any friends?
Give them to family.
What if I don't have any family?
Can I return the card?
When Will I get my order?
Shortly after we put the cards in the mail. You’ll get an email. And a text if you signed up for that.
Are you guys hiring?
No. We don’t even want to be here.